So a couple days ago I was at church and I came across these little guys. I taunted them for a little while trying to see how many I could pick up at once. Only got about 6 (they kept doing kamikaze dives out of my hands). 
Anyway as I was playing with these little yellow puffballs I was wondering how long it would be until they would become tasty deep fried bits dipped in ketchup (it’ll be awhile they gotta fatten up first). Cruel it may seem but let’s get real people chicken is delicious. I will tell you all a secret. I have only recently begun eating chicken other than the kind that’s been batter dipped and fried in oil. Sad but true. Now if you know me you will also know that I am most likely going to order the chicken strips from a menu or a fantastic #6 from Wendy’s (for those of you who aren’t Wendy’s goers that would be a Spicy Chicken sandwich). What I am trying to say that chicken is great and that chickens are disgusting and dirty until they are plucked and breaded. ENJOY!
P.S. some interesting chicken facts I came across:
• There are four places in the United States with the word “chicken” in their name. Chicken, Alaska; Chicken Bristle, in Illinois and Kentucky; and Chicken Town, Pennsylvania.
• The greatest number of yolks in one chicken egg is nine
• The record for laying the most eggs: seven in one day
• Chickens can cross breed with turkeys. The result is called a ‘Turkin
